pinkfuzzles

Seriously, body hair should be illegal!

Would it be wrong of me 2 nair my bf's entire body in his sleep?

 

ooookkkkk so lets see...Thursday I told Tom that I went to the fair with a boy, which isn't how I planned on it happening just everyone else bitched out so it ended up just being me and my friend shaun and naomi and her bf so Tom thought it seemed like a double date. So all thursday night and friday morning he ignored me. I see where he's comming from but at least I didn't lie right? And Shauns just my budddie. He's got a gf...sorda...but he's a player and I'd never be intersted in him like that anyways. But oh well...So friday night I spent the night at my moms giving us some space and it seemed to help cuz when I came home saturday he was fine. So Saturday night we went to the casino and I learned how 2 play 3 card poker. It was much fun. I had a TOOOONNNNN of drinks and spend all yesterday throwing up, not so much fun :) So now I've sworn off alchol forever. We shall see how long that lasts :)
ANNNNnd last but not least, I got pulled over for the first time ever today :( I wanted 2 cry, actully I did cry. It was wierd tho he didn't check my insurance or registration he just wrote down the info from my lisence, am I gunna get a ticket in the mail..I hope not. It sucked. I was doing like 20 over the speed limit :( he was nice tho. I used 2 be majorly turned on by cops, still am kinda. If I wasen't so scarred of getting a ticket I think I might have been turned on by him BUT I was 2 scarred 2 be horny.

I just made my very first pumpkin pie!!!! If I knew it were this easy I would have done this years ago :) It's kinda fun playing house wifey every once in awhile. I stayed home and cleaned the whoooollleee house, did laundry, baked a pie, and made dinner. Now I'm just waiting for my hunny 2 get home and see how productive I was, espically with the pie.
The fair was fun, kinda. A bunch of people bitched out and so there was just a couple of us but we still had fun. Food sucked tho. But we did get 2 see someone puke all over their boyfriend on the sling shot ride. Kinda icky but kinda amusing! We watched this hypnotist and that was funny as hell. He had people doing crazy ass stuff. I wonder if it's all for real tho. I want 2 try and get hypnotised just 2 see if it's real. I bet he has problems getting girls tho...I mean who would wanna date a hypnotist he could hypnotise u and get u 2 do all kinds of crazy stuff...actully...that could prove 2 be quite amusing.

Which Signs Are the Best Drivers? And the Worst?
by Nancy Fenn
Please don't shoot the messenger, but Suncorp Metway, Ltd., a multi-faceted Australian Financial Service, ranked car accident claimants by Sun sign in a study of 160,000 accident claims over the previous three-year period. This is what they found.

• Restless Geminis Behind the Wheel

The number one worst drivers were Geminis, "typically described as restless, easily bored and frustrated by things moving slowly," explained Warren Duke, Suncorp's national manager of personal insurance. "They had more car accidents than any other sign."

No astrologer would argue with that description of the sign of the Twins and probably this isn't very surprising news. But who's the best?


• And the Winners Are...Capricorns

Capricorns. Duke says, "Capricornians [ sic ], who came last on the list, [are] typically described as patient and careful."

No argument with that from the professional astrologer. It's no surprise Caps are the safest behind the wheel. They're the safest at everything! Their patience and sense of responsibility are legendary.

YUPPPIIIIEEEEEE for fridays! I was in a oooober good mood today and I think I'm going to have to try it more often cuz I made like 3 times what I usally do in tips!!! Yay for generous people, and horny men who think if they tip you well they have a chance with u :)
103 days till xmas :) I love this time of year. I started decorating my work with pumpkins and fall stuff and it was very theraputic. I love everything about fall the colors, the weather, the holidays... everything!!
Have a great night everyone!!!

I just took the worlds longest shower! I used up all the hot water :) It was great, amazing how diffrent the world looks after a nice hot shower! My bf's passed out on the couch snoring away, overdosed on football I guess. I'd chage the channel but amazingly even in deep sleep he always wakes up as soon as I touch the remote. Oh well.
Finally found some people to go to the fair with me, all my friends are broke so it was quite the challenge. I pretty much have 2 pay for all my friends 2 go but at least I'm going right?!? It'll be entertaining if nothing else :) I can't wait for a scone YUMMMMMM!!! And that big ride that shoots you straight up into the sky and it feels like your insides all popped out your head :) Thats great! Good times Good times!!!
I think I'm gunna go tanning now.

so 3 weeks ago I got forced into a softball team with my bf and after pulling every muscle in my body we have finally reached the last game WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO! This is cause for some serious celebrating. The downside is I'm going to miss the first OC :( ( I know, I know but its a great show leave me alone)! so anyways heres 2 the last time I'm going to make an ass outta myself for the amusement of those on my team :)




p.s. did you know girls can pull groin muscles?
WELL THEY SURE CAN!!!!

This is my baby Bentley.

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